To the tune My Way (Frank Sinatra)
And now, the end is here
And so I send the final survey
YouView, I'll say it clear
You cocked it up, of this I'm certain
I've tried, to like this box
but it is not, a box, to be liked
And more, much more than this, You did it your way
Issues, I've had a few
But then again, so have others
I sent the surveys in, and waited in, anticipation
I hoped, for a response, but none arrived, in my inbox
Reminder sent, ignored again, You did it your way.
Yes, there were times, you must have known
When the Youview box, did not phone home
No on demand, no backward guide
Chief selling point, I could have cried
Reset the box, recordings gone, you do it your way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
At my Youview box, when recordings fail
And now, as the trial subsides, I find it all so frustrating
To think you did all that
And may I say, not in a good way,
"Oh, no, oh no, Youview, you did it your way.
For what is a PVR, what has it got?
Padding Favourites Skip, its got the lot
To say that things, are missing is true, but are you taking notice, oh no not you
The record shows, you ignored all, and did it your way!